The Life & Times Of A Bartender Part 10

If I could tell you that all my customers were sweet and innocent, I still wouldn’t. Believe me in my job I will do anything to keep it exciting.

Let me tell you about a couple more of my customers.

I have a couple that comes in on nights that act like they cant keep their hands off each other. I swear they even take breaks to the car for, only they would know and they aren’t telling.  They are part of a group that makes me feel so special.  He has the biggest mouth and she has the worse manners in the world, you know burping just to see how loud she can do it, but I love these two.  As you know I don’t use real names in my stories so I will just call these two, lets see, How about Dharma and Greg. Once in a while he has these fits and yells “IDIOT” just to hear himself yell!

Then there is two others that are friends of theirs. Now We will call them Red and Bob.  Bob is the type that tells jokes constantly.  He is the one person that I have to admit, made me turn 50 different colors.  One night he asked me if I knew how a Polock pulls up his socks.  I said No, bad mistake on my part. He stood up , pulled down his pants, and then pulled his socks up.  He picked his pants back up and believe it or not I just stood there watching him.  When he was done I told him that we don’t do that in our bar, but honestly I couldn’t stop him if I wanted to.  I think I was in shock.

Now Red is the type that makes a date with me then she breaks it.  Well of course it couldn’t be helped, she had to work. So I went to a comedy show without her. She made up for it of course by bring me egg plant parmesan, and writing sweet notes in the bathroom, with Dharma, about me.  In case you don’t know it I just want you to know, Red and Bob are married, and to each other.

My night time customers are a lot different than the day time crowd. The night time people don’t have to hurry home.  They get to stay and aggravate me. I know they don’t get aggravated, especially by me!