Author Archive: Ronald Garrison

My Countdown to Retirement

Just wanted to share some of the pictures of “my kids” These are some 0f the best kids ever.

It’s been a long time since I wrote on my website! I had chapters to add but of course I lost them! I will start out to say I am still working at the Red Carpet! I want to tell you about “My Kids”. I have so many of them at the Carpet. I will […]

I decided that I better add a few chapters to my web site! Its been a long time. The next few chapters will be about my kids that come into the bar! They are so important to me that I even made shirts for them. I call them Bonnie's kids and every one of them […]

I am trying to decide what to write about next. My customers are so interesting that its hard to decide who I want to write about. How about the story of perfect people. I have a few  couples that I could think of right now that are as close to perfect as customers can be. […]

I know I am falling behind on these chapters but you have to understand. I do this for fun not because I have to so I can take my time. Now we all know that being a bartender will never make you rich. It might not make you rich in money, rich in friends, rich […]

Being a bartender I cant always pay attention to my customers like I would really like to. I try to listen to all of them but of course that’s impossible. I only hear bits and pieces of what they say. Do you know how that is? Well one night I wrote down what a group […]

I thought it was about time I sent chapter 6. Trying to think who I should put in this chapter is hard because I have so many funny customers. Lets start out this chapter with WONDERWOMAN. My bosses daughter works days and her and her husband stay after work sometimes.  If she drinks Ketel One […]

 For part 5 of this site, I would like to continue about more of my customers, and coworkers. I work for a lady, that tries to be an angel to all of us. She has more strength than I have ever seen in a person, and sometimes more patience than a person should have. She […]

Let me tell you about a few of my special customers, friends, and coworkers.  I don’t really want to mention names so if one or two slips out it wasn’t done on purpose. While bartending I have come across a lot of different people. Most were very wonderful people but there were a few undesirables […]

Let me tell you about a New Years Eve Party. I had friends that hadn’t celebrated New Years Eve for years but decided that since I offered my home and a designated driver they would celebrate with me. I’m not suppose to say real names so I will just call them Murry and D.

Part 2 of my bartending story revolves around my brother.  I am sure everybody has a person like my brother in there family. Ornery, practical joker, loves to aggravate, teases anybody they come across, and nobody they come across is a stranger. My family happens to have two of those kind of people. My brother […]

I wanted to share my experiences as a bartender with everybody, but didn’t know where to start, so I decided that I would just sit her and just start typing, if it comes out like I want it to then that’s good, if it doesn’t oh well?!

In the last chapters the birds were trying to bring the sweet, precious, wonderful Bonnie out of her depressed state, that was brought on by her wicked sisters Annie, Cookie, and Darlene’s obsession for the Demon game called BINGO. All of the sweet wonderful precious Bonnie’s efforts were done for nothing. The wicked sisters would […]

As you remember the sweet wonderful precious Bonnie was having a hard time with her wicked sisters Dar Cookie and Annie, because of the Demon Bingo. The birds were very upset.. They wanted the sweet wonderful precious Bonnie back. The more they watched the sweet wonderful precious Bonnie being tortured by these wicked sisters the […]